Me masturbating to porn
- Me: This is so hot.
- Me: *orgasms*
- Me: ...
- Me: What is this filth
tumblr is run mainly in english, but imagine 1 day u log on and its all danish. ur fav text posts? danish. that one video u like to watch? its been dubbed in danish. badly. rest in peace, the english langauge. længe leve danmark
LÆNGE LEVE REVOLUTIONEN
dANMARK VIL SEJRE
Guys! A favour?
I entered this contest, and I could really need your vote.
Just click this link and then click “Stem” (vote)
I’d appreciate it, and I’d actually like to win. Again this link, please
it won’t let me click on the link without logging in with something or other but I dON’T UNDERSTAND IT’S IN GERMAN OR SOMETHING
- Click on ‘STEM’ (vote) beneath Pernille’s icon.
- A pop-up will come up - click ‘LOG IND VIA FACEBOOK’ (log in via facebook) and log in.
- Click the ‘STEM’ beneath Pernille’s icon again.
A lot more people have entered, and I’d appreciate if you’d help me out here. You click STEM, log in, and then click STEM again. You won’t be signing up for anything, it just log you in to register your vote.
Again, it would mean a lot to me. x
Help me out? c:
heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet
Meanwhile, Larry actor Jason Biggs and George “Pornstache” Mendez actor Pablo Schrieber will not appear in Season 3.
#hey larrys awful and boring and good riddance but pornstache is actually a good character like hes a terrible…
I WANNA SEE LOTS OF HYPE OVER THIS MOVIE I WANNA SEE EXCITEMENT CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST CGI MOVIE WITH A BLACK PROTAGONIST
gonna reblog so that everyone can know about this movie
freaking out about how good her hair looks
This bird knows he looks amazing.
Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…
Until they open their mouth…
and you realize they are basically bird muppets.
… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1
This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.