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5:36pm September 20, 2014

Me masturbating to porn

  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth
4:26pm September 20, 2014

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

4:15pm September 20, 2014

bam-a-lambi:

useless-swedenfacts:

shoyo—hinata:

ihaveheadphones:

vainamoimoi:

tumblr is run mainly in english, but imagine 1 day u log on and its all danish. ur fav text posts? danish. that one video u like to watch? its been dubbed in danish. badly. rest in peace, the english langauge. længe leve danmark

IT BEGINS

LÆNGE LEVE REVOLUTIONEN

dANMARK VIL SEJRE

10:49am September 20, 2014

tim-parker:

The new, patented, Mary Berry Cake Baking Failure Rating System. Running from the ubiquitous 'It's a little bit dry', right through to the death-knell of shop-bought fondant, Mary has an expression for any baking malady.

Website

10:46am September 20, 2014

Guys! A favour?

perlockholmes:

perlockholmes:

wsswatson:

mind-dungeon:

perlockholmes:

I entered this contest, and I could really need your vote. 
Just click this link and then click “Stem” (vote)

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I’d appreciate it, and I’d actually like to win. Again this link, please

it won’t let me click on the link without logging in with something or other but I dON’T UNDERSTAND IT’S IN GERMAN OR SOMETHING

It’s Danish!

  1. Click on ‘STEM’ (vote) beneath Pernille’s icon.
  2. A pop-up will come up - click ‘LOG IND VIA FACEBOOK’ (log in via facebook) and log in.
  3. Click the ‘STEM’ beneath Pernille’s icon again.

Done!

A lot more people have entered, and I’d appreciate if you’d help me out here. You click STEM, log in, and then click STEM again. You won’t be signing up for anything, it just log you in to register your vote. 
Again, it would mean a lot to me. x

image Help me out? c:

10:42am September 20, 2014
vergen:

The Three Ages of Woman by Gustav Klimt (1905)

vergen:

The Three Ages of Woman by Gustav Klimt (1905)

10:42am September 20, 2014

starrylightbox:

Words to live by 

9:57am September 20, 2014

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

onlyblackgirl:

I love my skin!

I wish i had this on tv when i was growing up.

This is really important.

6:49pm September 19, 2014

memebuscemi:

memebuscemi:

apparantly soulja boy made a song about kony amazing

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did you also know that soulja boy made a song about anime

6:34pm September 19, 2014
mowrymus:

softroot:

olyuha:

ok

this always sounds so threatening

KEEP DRAWING FURRIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT

mowrymus:

softroot:

olyuha:

ok

this always sounds so threatening

KEEP DRAWING FURRIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT

6:30pm September 19, 2014

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

6:29pm September 19, 2014

 http://folkkvangr.tumblr.com/post/97507918941/orangeis-trashybooksforladies-meanwhile

folkkvangr:

orangeis:

trashybooksforladies:

Meanwhile, Larry actor Jason Biggs and George “Pornstache” Mendez actor Pablo Schrieber will not appear in Season 3.

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#hey larrys awful and boring and good riddance but pornstache is actually a good character like hes a terrible…

5:00pm September 19, 2014

snarkbender:

oreyoreos:

maria-amino:

rihenna:

Rihanna as Tip in the first official Dreamworks Animation Trailer Home

I WANNA SEE LOTS OF HYPE OVER THIS MOVIE I WANNA SEE EXCITEMENT CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST CGI MOVIE WITH A BLACK PROTAGONIST

gonna reblog so that everyone can know about this movie

freaking out about how good her hair looks

9:44pm September 18, 2014
badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:


I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…

For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

9:38pm September 18, 2014